December 21st, 2006, 3:31 PM EDT
In a startling political move, the country of
“The irony shortage in
Meanwhile, the attack on
Countless reports indicated hundreds of innocent people are suffering minor scrapes and abrasions after slipping on cranberry sauce. H.E. László Sólyom, president of
“Rice,” H.E. László Sólyom chuckled under his breath before escaping in a catering truck.
President Bush snapped into action, immediately sending troops into the area of conflict and earning immediate criticism from the Democratic Party.
“It’s much colder over there than in the desert,” said Al Gore. “My informants indicate that dozens, no, hundreds of
The U.N. has taken its usual course of action by supporting the aggressor country; a television weatherman named Raine McCloud has flown in from
The outcome of these events is unclear, but experts believe once Hungarian troops have refilled their country’s irony supplies, they will return to their own borders.
“This is an act of terrorism,” said President Bush on vacation in